-when people don't sit next to me on the bus: : offended and relieved
-when someone sits next to me: : irritated yet flattered

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

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Anaconda
by HATSUNE MIKU???
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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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